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flangela 

someone who is being a complete arse to someone else. Or someone who is being completely stupid.
Tom: You need to go home Mary, I really don't like you.

Mary: Shut up Tom you complete flangela.
flangela by geeksalot January 1, 2010

flangewank 

To wank over a mangy flange! Wanking over a fetid minge. when you just can't get that one munters manky bits from yer mind so you just carry on.
1) "That birds minge was so minging I flangewanked, coz I wouldn't/couldn't stick it in THAT!"
2) "Had a flangewank, just couldn't get the image of that bird eating a beer can in her furry cup out of my head!"
flangewank by Fungus76 January 15, 2008

Flangearoo

A flange where the quims are saggy enough to bounce off the floor and walls. i e the roo part.
Man look at that bitches flangearoo bounce!
Flangearoo by ja-flump May 13, 2006

flangetastic 

(Adjective)Something pleasing of an unforeseen magnitude, often related to the female form.
Ben: Her tight little minge tasted flangetastic!
flangetastic by Ben Sears April 22, 2006

Flangecake 

A man, usually of cake eating origin who drives flaming hovercrafts.
Can usually be seen with his son by his side like a limpet on a rock.
Are you going to eat any more of that Flangecake?
Flangecake by MartyLeMoo December 17, 2008

flangehat 

An extremely wide vagina in which you can fit your entire head into.
Dave: That bitch is like a talking bucket
Steve: Yeah, you could wear her like a flangehat!
flangehat by flanginator March 26, 2009