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A person who is not worth anything to you. The only thing he/she is good for is to wipe your arse on
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a.To wipe ones arse, ass, bottom, exterior.
b.Also as a term of insult
a. I have had a poo, I need a good arse wipe
b. Your a complete fucking arse wipe
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An Australia term meaning a thoroughly worthless person, a real bastard.
1. You know that Ted bloke?...what an arsewipe.
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The correct way of spelling what Americans spell 'asswipe'.

Toilet paper.

An anoying person.

A way of describing being let down
"You stupid yank, its spelt arsewipe not asswipe."

"Gimme that newspaper mate, I need an asswipe."

"I think he's an arsewipe."

"Awwww no! That is such an arse wipe."
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"One who is stupid, dangerous, ignorant, or generally annoying, lazy, insensitive, callous, uncaring or just has bad breath. A person who causes friction or anger and stress among friends or strangers"

also:

One who wipes arses;

also:

The actual tissue paper used to wipe said arse;
"That guy, he's some stunned...(as in not very bright) He's a stunned arse." - about someone who is not very bright.

"Stunned as me Arse" - someone really, really stupid

"Ya F***ing Arsewipe"...- said firmly and aggressively by a cyclist to a uncaring driver who has just cut him or her off.

"Don't be an arsewipe..." - said to your friend who won't share food, beer or smokes.

"Do it yourself, ya lazy arsewipe" - said to someone who has to to something and asks someone else to do it for them instead.
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adjective; describing someone as something with which on may wipe his arse with.
You're a arse wipe, you are...
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Name Given to people that are just retards
Guy 1: Your Such an Arse Wipe!
Kevin Shorter: What? Why?
Guy 1: You Just are.
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