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a flaming bartender is just like a stranger but better, like a stranger you sit on your hand till it's numb then apply icy/hot to your erected "member" then you beat it like it owes you money.
"i was lonely and stragnes jsut wasn't cutting it, and thats when the flaming bartender 'came' in handy"
by Coady March 08, 2007

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