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flakecast 

The projected probability that someone will show up to a pre-planned event, usually expressed as a percentage.
Michelle: Are you going to Shochu Tuesday tonight?

Milo: Yeah prolly. Ill give you a flakecast of 70%... If I don't go it's because I've been drinking all weekend and my liver needs a rest.
flakecast by sydeburn May 26, 2009
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flakestate

A word developed by Lliam Bishop Evans
in 2014 that means whatever you want it to mean; though It was created with Quantum Theory in mind.

This is the name of an Alternative Rock/Electronic band that can be
found at : www.Flakestate.com

L O V E
1. "I am in a flakestate."
2. “Flextape? ... Flanksteak? ... Oh Okay, Flakestate.”
3. “Hey Brian, have you heard of that band called Flakestate?”
flakestate by anklenoise June 9, 2020

Flakenstein 

Someone who is a monster flake. A term used for people who bail constantly and cant commit. Also commonly used as McFlakenstein, but for a more serious offense.
Hes not coming now! What a Flakenstein!

Dude dont even bother inviting that dandruff McFlakenstein.

FrameCast 

an app on IOS that has been abandoned for about 3 years
Hay, go follow @comedy on FrameCast
FrameCast by accountnamingishard March 20, 2019

Fakemaster 

To be knowledgeable about reps. A master in horological fakery. A scam hater. A member advocate.
You are a Fakemaster.
Fakemaster by PaulieS August 6, 2008

fakecation 

when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.
I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.
fakecation by eatmorchickn July 10, 2009

faketastic 

Something that is both fake and fantastic. Generally used in regard to food.
That french toast made with fake eggs and artificial sweetener was faketastic!
faketastic by Brian Enos November 6, 2006
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