flaqualate [pronounced flack-a- late] 

The word is flaqualate. This word has been very useful to a number of people in describing a feeling, and an action.
A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.

I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.

flaqualate [pronounced flack-a- late] by RobinR99 July 29, 2005

flaqualate 

pronounced flack a late

This word has been very useful in describing a feeling, and an action.
A woman was taking break at work and walked outside to sit by the grass near her building. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a country vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.

I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I found my way through the dilemma
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The stock market began to flaqualate over Microsoft, but pulled out of it this past week.

flaqualate by RobinR99 August 21, 2005

flatchulated 

(past tense)
to have passed gas, Farted, made a stinky,

Oppps, I just flatchulated

flatchulated by daddyo' April 4, 2007

Flacculate

To shit one's pants in the big game instead of performing under pressure. Just like Joe Flacco every time he plays the Steelers.

Dick LeBeau called all the right plays and made the Ravens QB flacculate all over the place in the game today.

Fred thought he would win big at the poker tables, but he got bad flacculence and flacculated all of his money away.

Flacculate by fred_berg January 16, 2011

flashulate 

to flash one's ass cheeks while flatulating (farting).

Oh my god, I can't believe Erik just flashulated us from across the room. Is Kim okay?

flashulate by Eriannie April 18, 2008