flabberknockle 

Pronounced (flab-er-noc-ol)
1) Not right in one's opinion

2) Messed up; Unfair

1) You heard your girlfriend got a blow cramp from me? That's flabbernockle, she's way too fugly for me.

2) Man I was dying when that cunt slapped you. That was some straight flabberknockle bullshit.

flabberknockle by cpizzl July 27, 2006

flabbernackle 

dinner fork

I'm going to need a seperate flabbernackle for my salad.

flabbernackle by mondy August 11, 2003

Flabberknocking 

When a guys balls hit his legs as he’s walking.

I’m so uncomfortable my balls have been flabberknocking on this entire walk.

Flabberknocking by Brookenook March 3, 2022

Flabbernackle 

a device that is over engineered and pointless.

"That device you devised is nothing but a flabbernackle."

Flabbernackle by dusty118 September 19, 2022