pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

pining for the fjords by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz 

The literal translation being "symbolic drawings on the narrow opening of the sea valley walls annoyed/disturbed the eccentric person," this is a test typing sentence that uses all letters of the alphabet once. Other sentences that are used in test typing are "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog," and "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." Although these other examples use all letters of the English alphabet, unlike the first, letters are used more than once.

"cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz" is a sentence that uses all 26 letters of the English alphabet.
Harry Potter: "CWM FJORD-BANK GLYPHS VEXT QUIZ!!!"
Hermione: "What does that even mean...."

cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz by kurobana October 4, 2016

Fjord Fuck 

Noun and Verb.
Also spelled "Fjörd Fuck" is a particular way to have sex that is possible only in Norwegian Fjords. It consist of make love in an isolated place on the mountains that overlook the fjords in Norway. While doing sex the people involved have to enjoy a wide view of the fjord and possibly of waterfall and glaciers.
The act is performed in an isolated place so it is often accompanied with screams and swears. For its wild nature it leaves often the lovers temporarily crippled. It is a good reminder of the fact that we descend from the animals!

Last week we had this road trip in Norway with my girlfriend... we had been Fjord fucking all the time...it was amazing, the sex and the view!

Fjord Fuck by mafakinev June 10, 2010

Rob Fordsy 

In honour of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, It is when someone gets drunk and high on crack, and eats out a coworker, Of course when confronted the next business day, they deny everything even though there is video proof.
rob ford crack rob ford toronto

Steve: Hey did you hear what happened at the company bbq Sunday?
Frank: Ya, Lisa in accounting got the "Rob Fordsy" from that new guy in shipping,
rob ford crack rob ford toronto

Rob Fordsy by SliggaDD November 19, 2013

Fordson High School 

Fags, whores, fiends and some incredible people that I truly love.

Fordson High School, Fucking shitty ass school periodiot Poo.

Fordson High School by AsianDick August 18, 2020

Whatever fords your river. 

similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"

Me: I'm gonna kick that ginger.

Hunter: Hey man, Whatever fords your river.

Whatever fords your river. by RCampz November 10, 2009

Fordsko 

A really weird male who enjoys CS:GO and anime.

Wow, is that Fordsko in the call?

Fordsko by A goth boy January 3, 2019