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Australian definition: Something that promised excitement but instead was a disappointment.
That fire cracker was a real fizzer.
fizzer by joe_king October 12, 2011

fiber vice 

A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.
"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."
fiber vice by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014

fiber optic cable 

fiber optic cable is a glass or plastic cable carrying information by light energy rather than an electrical signal as with copper cables is used for main net work hubs and by customers businesses and institutions
phone and internet companies are now upgrading their copper cables to fiber optic cables and are now offering fiber optic phone and internet service to customers businesses and institutions

Fiber Blast

fahy-ber b-l-ast- Verb - When you haven't eaten enough fiber and you know your shit is going to spray feces on whatever you are pointing your ass towards.
"Damn dude, I ate some shitty food last night and now I gotta fiber blast"
Fiber Blast by are^s May 1, 2015

Carbon Fibber 

Not real carbon fiber. A cheap alternative that looks similar. Usually found accenting the air vents and dash boards of Ricer Hondas.
Ricer: Damn DAWG, check out that Carbon Fiber in that dudes CAR!
Enthusiast: Thats not carbon fiber, thats carbon fibber.
Carbon Fibber by SgtSeanzie April 17, 2010

high density fiberboard 

high density fiberboard known as hardboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin similar to particle board and medium density fiberboard except much denser stronger harder and more water resistant than particle board and medium density fiberboard with many uses including store display shelving furniture construction consumer products and more
my neighbor used high density fiberboard on his garage that is strong hard and holds much better to water than particle board and medium density fiberboard what an amazing product