John is such an oral fixator
by Scotty November 23, 2003
Iam “You know, I’ve seen Developmental fixation act itself out in people from time to time. It’s part of the reason I avoid people. It’s frightening and saddens me a great deal... It’s ok though. Once I defeat the creature I will do what it cannot and bare the weight of eternity.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
The act of being addicted to mints, mainly altoids. Usually used to describe someone that consumes an entire box of altoids in a single day.
by itsjustin February 23, 2017
A condition where one is so fucking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends penis (which they've never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on Urban Dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends penis. Currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick
Kyle: Dude, why does Aki always talk about DJ's dick all the time?
Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.
Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.
by Disc Jockey October 14, 2009
A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.
I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020
when a homosexual human being focuses (fixates) on a short, basically nonexistent show, movie, book, character, etc.
by Koolaidman. January 31, 2022
You know, recently what I've been hear a lot about recently is how long it took her to fuck the retard.
Hym "Really. It's such an odd fixation. How long it took isn't the issue. How long did it take the generic one to drop the cuckhold off at his day program? The same amount of time. Roughly. He was STILL FIRED. If the time it took matters then it matters for both of them. 'She got her work done' There isn't any work to do. 15 minutes of paperwork and boiling noodles. Oh, wow, how'd you find the time to fuck the retard you work with in front of the other retard (literally) with all that super duper hard work. See how fucking stupid you sound repeating that over and over? It's like typing "fuck the whore, kill the retard" over and over again. And we all know that only a crazy person would do something like that..."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023