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five finger disco 

A general term for masturbation, both male and female.
Since no one will sleep with me tonight, I guess I'm going to go five finger disco.
five finger disco by rel422 November 22, 2011

Five finger discount 

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

five-finger discount

To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.
Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.

Five finger discount 

The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.
Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.
Five finger discount by RepoManDR October 1, 2022

five finger discount 

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"
five finger discount by Element March 23, 2003

five finger discount 

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
five finger discount by Skeddles February 5, 2008