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Fistumba 

A fistumba is any injury or mark sustained during the processes of high-fiving, fist-bumping, chest-bumping, etc. Usually bruises, red knuckles, sore hands, etc. From the goofy injuries people get while doing Zumba exercise. This word first aired on the show "A Way With Words" in late 2012 and was called in by a school teacher whose students were using it.
"During band practice, my saxophone solo was harder than usual because of the fistumba on my right hand."
Fistumba by yrogergmc November 13, 2012
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Fisturbator 

An individual that sexually gratifies themselves by self-fisting their own ass. May or may not be performed with a simultaneous wank of the genitals.
Wanking became too mundane for Carl so he turned into a fisturbator to get himself off.
Fisturbator by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
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fisturbating 

To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.
"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."

Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"

Fistubate 

Shoving thy fist into thy no'no regions hard and fast.
When I fistubate with myself, I always walk away sore yet complete.

I caught Sally fistubating earlier, and now here knuckles smell repulsive.

Why do Republicans fistubate to each other all of the time. It must get very cyclical watching each other ram fists up their dirty ass's and vagina's all day.
Fistubate by Distributed February 23, 2009

Fisturbate 

v. A variant of fisting in which you wank yourself inside a partner’s orifice as you’re fisting. Chiefly a gay anal sex practice involving the motion simultaneously stimulating the fistee’s prostate, but can also be vaginal.
Fisting Robin was getting me harder and hornier, so I slipped it in and fisturbated”

“I want you to fisturbate and then punch your spooge deep inside me”
Fisturbate by NYCBill July 14, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026