When a pro boxer provides a powerful blow to one's stomach or ovaries effectively ending the life of the child inside of the person.
"Excuse me, Mike Tyson, my ex-girlfriend would like an abortion"
"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."
"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."
by suneater November 21, 2009
When an elderly stripper puts her vagina in your face and you are left with no choice but to punch it into oblivion.
"I was at Wild J's on friday night and I saw your grandma."
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"
by xescapingedenx August 18, 2006
A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.
Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!
by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008
by B_Rayne November 5, 2010