"You sir, are a fishmonger!" - William Shakespeare, Hamlet
A shakespearean term for a pimp, one who mongs fish. Appears in the play Hamlet.
You are a fish monger
Hamlet, Act 2 Scene II
A dude who often and primarily hangs out with lesbians. The male equivalent of a "fag hag" or "fruit fly."
"Yeah, man, that big dykey chick with the pack of Marlboros rolled up in her sleeve is his best friend. He's totally a fishmonger."
Some one who plays with there genitalia and penis and sniffs there fingers after words.
Look At That Fish Monger Go Those Must Be Some Smelly Balls
Person #1: OMFG, he just missed hitting a midget and a fat woman!
Person #2: Good job fish monger.
A midevil time pimp
. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.
(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.
where you donkey punch a girl but intstead of punching her in the head you smack the back of her head with a large fish.
-Dude i need a large fish
-i totally wanna fish monger this chick