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bugger me with a fishfork 

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius
Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

fishbortion 

When a pregant girl gets a goldfish shoved in her vagina, and the fish swims into the girls uterus and eats away at the embryo and causes and abortion.
I knocked up this chick last night,so i gave her a fishbortion
fishbortion by steve October 17, 2004

Fishford Wife

individual who neglects real life obligations and activities in order to care for a virtual fish tank and his/her menagerie of eFish in Fishville.
I had to pick up my sister's kids from school because she was busy feeding her species tank full of Blue Damsels in Fishville. She's a Fishford Wife.
Fishford Wife by hmcdesq May 24, 2010

bugger me with a fishfork 

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius
Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

Fish Fort 

One of the top seafood restaurants in the Philippines. Specifically located at Solis Street, Iloilo City in the Visayas Region. Known for it's wide array of seafood dishes. From the usual Tuna, Milk fish, Tilapia and upto the Marlins. Whether you like it fried, steamed or whatever way you like your fish done.
You haven't been to the Philippines if you didn't get a chance to taste the Sugba Bangus (grilled milkfish) at Fish Fort Restaurant.
Fish Fort by rey-j May 8, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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