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1.
A dude who often and primarily hangs out with lesbians. The male equivalent of a "fag hag" or "fruit fly."
"Yeah, man, that big dykey chick with the pack of Marlboros rolled up in her sleeve is his best friend. He's totally a fishmonger."
by JB308 April 04, 2008
 
2.
A shakespearean term for a pimp, one who mongs fish. Appears in the play Hamlet.
You are a fish monger
Hamlet, Act 2 Scene II
by Shivs August 03, 2004
 
3.
"You sir, are a fishmonger!" - William Shakespeare, Hamlet
by Hung Far Lo January 29, 2003
 
4.
Some one who plays with there genitalia and penis and sniffs there fingers after words.
Look At That Fish Monger Go Those Must Be Some Smelly Balls
by RogFromEscoFelix June 24, 2009
 
5.
A midevil time pimp. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.
(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.
by Kiefer W aka K-fo March 27, 2007
 
6.
Derivede from fish bandit. One who cannot be trusted to make a key/clutch fish toss. (refer to fish bandit)
Person #1: OMFG, he just missed hitting a midget and a fat woman!

Person #2: Good job fish monger.
by wakiminator June 28, 2009
 
7.
A guy who likes a rank rotten twat.
Steve will nail anything. He is a total fish monger.
by jackel_inthebox March 05, 2006