A fish loaf is a girl who just lays there during sex. No movement. no sound. Just a fish loaf. You might as well be having sex with a giant loaf of fish because that would be about as exciting as banging a girl who is a "fish loaf". If any girl openly admits to not liking sex very much. There is a good chance she is a fish loaf.
Tom:"I finally got Jenna into bed with me last night and she was so boring"
Ted:"What do you mean?"
Tom:"She just laid there and didn't make a sound!"
Ted:"Oh so she's a FISH LOAF. Haha. That sucks."
Ted:"What do you mean?"
Tom:"She just laid there and didn't make a sound!"
Ted:"Oh so she's a FISH LOAF. Haha. That sucks."
by FatBitchKilla April 4, 2008
"I licked an asian girls hairy fish loaf. It stunk like fish and pee"
"An Asian girls pussy is a hairy fish loaf"
"All Asian girls have hairy fish loaves with long straight 6 inch pubic hair."
"An Asian girls pussy is a hairy fish loaf"
"All Asian girls have hairy fish loaves with long straight 6 inch pubic hair."
by Anon July 24, 2004