firstard 

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.

Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first

firstard by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009

Firetard 

A firetard is when someone makes you so angry you feel a fire start in your chest then it blows out and spits out words that could potentially hurt someone but you did not intend it to. Such as swearing when you are mad, fucktards are uncontrollable.

Man a firetard just fucked up my relationship

Firetard by peacefulnun10010 May 13, 2020

FirstAidanKit 

Bingus Lover

FirstAidanKit is a Bingus Lover

FirstAidanKit by Shikuo September 3, 2021

firstrade 

It is a commission-free us stock online broker used by many people. You can trade options, crypto, stock for free.

firstrade is so cool; it is commission-free haha

firstrade by myworldbox March 18, 2022

firetard 

An offensive misspelling of the popular Warrior Cat's character Firestar.
Recently, someone used this as an insult, and it has been blowing up in the tumblr warrior's fandom ever since.

Fangirl1: Haha, Firestar is such a Firetard. Firetard and Gaystripe bitches!
Fangirl2: OMFG YOU DIDN'T! SO OFFENSIVE. RAGE!
Fangirl1: Oops, just misspelled Firestar! My bad.
Fangirl2+rest of fandom: NO YOU DIDN'T YOU OFFENSIVE INSENSITIVE POOPYHEAD! LEAVE TUMBLR NOOOW

firetard by Random~Furry December 24, 2013

Firstadary 

Just like secondary but firsties

She had to to go firstadary

Firstadary by The Dirty Toes Production December 5, 2020

Firetard 

Someone who is in the fireheart discord who is retarded

I can’t deal with you firetards

Firetard by Opotteh December 9, 2022