first degree 

A synonym for the highest level of retardation.
Normally used in a joking manner between friends.

I have a friend who really enjoys bashing his head into a wall for fun; me and my other friends call him FIRST DEGREE.

first degree by LegendB1 April 10, 2016

First Degree Manhoodslaughter 

A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.

Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.

Friend: What is that?

Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.

First Degree Manhoodslaughter by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

First Degree Drunk 

The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.

Akin to First Degree Murder

Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?

Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.

First Degree Drunk by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 6, 2020

First degree verbal assault 

When you flame a nigga so bad yo ass needa be incarcerated.

First degree verbal assault is a verbally heinous crime.

First degree verbal assault by theytrynaeatcrack September 26, 2021

First Degree Frostbite 

Ouch... Probably not slacks with no underwear in -20⁰ ± windchill weather... Ouch...

Hym "I think I have first degree frostbite...y thighs hurt... Ouch! This weather is not conducive to, like, murdering children... Or anything for that matter. But my weiner is safe. At least."

First Degree Frostbite by Hym Iam January 20, 2025

nude in the first degree

when a person is shirtless

guy1 = i saw a guy shirtless today gross

guy2 = yeah that nude in the first degree

nude in the first degree by stormbringer117 April 24, 2010

Terry "Degree" Crews: The First Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: Terry "Degree" Crews: The First Juvenile Release.

Terry "Degree" Crews: The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025