The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).
It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.
A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.
by GTrain88 April 24, 2015
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Stupid kids do this... When it's the first day of the month.
When I was around grade 5, people would pinch, then punch my arm, and say ' Pinch, punch, first day of the month! '
Person: pinch punch first day of the month !
Me:
by Vx_J November 1, 2017
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Used to mean just because something has never happened doesn't mean it won't.
I've never been out on a date with a bald man.
There's a first Sunday in every month.
by Tee Lady July 28, 2022
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Just because something has never happened, doesn't mean it won't ever happen.
" I've never and will never kiss a man with a mustache."
"There's a first Sunday in every month."
by Tee Lady July 24, 2022
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A female Dino eats a orange political figure 34 times exactally and then performs a satanic ritual.
by Jeb bush enrich killduff x joe December 8, 2017
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