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Farmification 

The process of making people more farmer-like in the way they live their lives, producing more farmers.

Influencing people to take up an interest in farming.

Farmification usually happens by just getting out there and spreading the word on how cool farming is.
I believe in the farmification of society. One by one, a nation of farmers is in the works.
Farmification by Brent Heigold June 24, 2009

Funification 

The process of going between boredom and having a blast.
Mark: I'm so bored!
Tom: I think you need some funification.
Funification by soupfan1000 July 15, 2011

Fartification 

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.
I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.
Fartification by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

fornipication 

a nice sophisticated way of saying titty-fuck
After tea-time, Margaret and I will engage in fornipication.
fornipication by Redenbaucher December 31, 2007

Rectal Fortification 

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.

cooperative group fortification center the second 

the scattergun wielding class from the popular first person shooter cooperative group fortification center the second who uses his high mobility and multiple jumps to flank and eliminate the enemy team, also known as the scout