A sexual orientation in which a person is sexually attracted to fire trucks. Started a joke from internet personality Walter Clements.
Jenny: so like, are you straight or gay or bi or...?
Jake: actually, I am firetrucksexual
Jenny: what?
Jake: I am attracted to fire trucks
Jenny: so no head?
Jake: actually, I am firetrucksexual
Jenny: what?
Jake: I am attracted to fire trucks
Jenny: so no head?
by MrMoorty January 22, 2022