FileMaker Pro 

A relational database application owned and run by Apple. FileMaker Pro has all of the complications of a SQL database, with all of the programming/functionality capabilities of a calculator duct-taped to a potato.

Boss: Hey, I think we're going to make our customer database work via IPad, so I bought the FileMaker Pro business edition. Get to work.
Employee: *commits seppuku*

FileMaker Pro by cammy cam cam June 24, 2016

Firefaker 

Someone who habitually lies about having many professions and claims to be a Firefighter.

"Catlin you are not a firefighter, What you are is a firefaker. "

Firefaker by Gutenbergs whore February 12, 2010

Firelake 

1. A chain of operations from the Shawnee Tribe; Citizen Potowatomi Nation. Includes Firelake Discount Foods, The Entertainment Center, Firelake Express, Firelake Grand Casino, and let's not forget the snowcone stand.

2.A mutant creation below Shawnee, spawned from the bowels of hell that includes a grocery store, a casino, a bingo center, a smoke shop, a police station, and soon to be a Subway.

If they could come together and form a giant robot, they probably would.

1. "I won big at Firelake!

2."I heard you went shopping at Firelake, Let me see your scar.

Firelake by smokythebandit August 16, 2009

FileMaker Pro 

One of the most frustrating relational database applications ever produced for human use.

I guess filemaker doesn't deserve the word "sucks". Almost everything that sucks would reject to putting FileMaker in its category. FileMaker Pro passed this level a long ago and now it should make a new word for this level of irreliability and inconsistence. From now on when I hate something so much I won't say it sucks but I would say it's so close to FileMaker.

FileMaker Pro by Database Libertarian October 18, 2012

firemage399

Hmm he's really bad at every fucking game he's so unbearably bad that you need to kick him.

Firemage399 are you a bit or just retarded.

firemage399 by CrackBabyFortnite October 20, 2019

99 firemaking 

A skill cape from Runescape, the online game, it may or may not be a sign of a girl that is a 'bitch' or 'bitchy' in nature, usually signified if the cape is 'untrimmed' or worn at all times for no reason whatsoever. It is just a trend that I've noticed throughout playing the game, that most of the girls that you'd consider 'shallow' have this '99 firemaking cape' since it is most likely the easiest to get and not all that time consuming if done correctly. Although, if the cape is 'trimmed' then if it was the FIRST cape that they got, the same effect should hold true.

person without 99fm - *shows definition to girl with 99 firemaking*
girl with 99 firemaking - EXCUSE ME?! i wear my UNTRIMMED FM CAPE 24/7
so smd

99 firemaking by Da Cheet December 17, 2008

firemaker 

A really cool person on irc, has the nicks: {Firemaker}, Nickname, Username.

Helps with coding and is a bot hoster for Aden. 24/7 online (H)

Hey you know that Firemaker guy?!?! He's well cool!!!oneone

firemaker by firemaker May 12, 2008