firearchy 

The order in which people are laid off during economic downtimes.

The partners met this morning to determine the firearchy now that layoffs were inevitable.

firearchy by MBD/AK July 8, 2009

Firearrhea 

Firearrhea is the explosive result of having too much tequila from a plastic bottle, Popov, and boxed wine (using the wine as a chaser). Then, someone gets the brilliant idea to order Hungry Howies and put copious amounts of hot sauce on the pizza that people would ask very stereotypical things such as, "would you like any pizza with that hot sauce? durr hurr".

For added laughter, one could give a drunk person who engaged in such firearrhea-inducing activities a chocolate laxative. This is only done to ensure that the drunk person gets the full firearrhea experience.

Brid: Holy Hell, I just DESTROYED the toilet at work. Seriously, I think I just melted some porcelain just now.

(upon walking into the bathroom)

Boss: It smells like firearrhea in here.. Or at least singed pubic hairs.

Firearrhea by JeffJonezZz November 9, 2009

firearrhea 

A condition in which feces are violently discharged from the bowels in a liquid form with a severe and acidic burning sensation around the rim of the rectum as a result of consumption of extremely spicy foods.

Josh had a miserable bout of firearrhea due to eating a plate of authentic Thai Hot Cashew Chicken.

firearrhea by homeboyslim May 23, 2014

filearchy 

The hierarchy of a file system.

Tom wasn't sure where to put his music on his new unix distro until he saw the filearchy.

filearchy by unixftw November 3, 2010

hirearchy 

Da "corporate ladder" system dat arbitrarily decides who gets da better jobs, is granted more authority, etc.

"Free enterprise" and "equal rights and opportunity" are great American buzz words,, but in many cases is just one big hirearchy!

hirearchy by QuacksO April 4, 2022