A way to describe someone physically built in a way similar to a fire hydrant, such people are usually a bit shorter, yet solidly built and wide in the shoulders, but not fat. If they are fat they become a tank. Such people usually have good balance, thick necks, a low centre of gravity, and strong momentum behind their punches, and are usually deceptively strong, as seen in MMA fighters such as Matt Hughes and Sean Sherk.
Sen Dog from Cypress Hill is a classic example of a fire hydrant build. I wouldn't fuck around with him if I was you.
by El Skuncho July 6, 2007
The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, as a result of seeing or tasting something disgusting.
by king bizzallz January 2, 2004
fire hydrant: multiple meanings;
a) to use a penis enlarging pump to make your penis turn large,swollen and red to resemble a fire hydrant.
b) peeing on a red headed girl
a) to use a penis enlarging pump to make your penis turn large,swollen and red to resemble a fire hydrant.
b) peeing on a red headed girl
"so i went to the sex store with lindsay lohan. needless to say, i had a double fire hydrant experience last night. freaky friday!"
by miguelacutty May 23, 2007
Gah, just had a fire hydrant from that burrito yesterday. That skeezar waitress must have put something in it.
by Tray Graham March 25, 2005
by OldManSack February 7, 2012
The acting of violently spraying a liquid, often blood. Visually what happens if you hit a fire hydrant. Common to graphic films and murder scenes.
by L. Lawliet March 13, 2008
a fire hydrant is an inside joke used between my friends.... meaning when a fugly guy sees a hot woman (us) and gets the urge to come and fuck us getting a boner.
by Brosephine kasberger January 23, 2017