When your GF accidentally grabs a tube of Ben Gay instead of massage oil while giving a hand job, thus causing your purple dick helmet to burn intensely.
Stupid bitch gave me a fire helmet last night. She needs to learn how to read.
by El conquistador January 17, 2014
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