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It's difficult to define a Finfag. You have to encounter one before you can truly understand their monkey-like nature.

However, a Finfag (sometimes spelled finfag) is a Finn (somebody who is from a country called Finland) whose IQ is lower than the number of his (Finfags are always males) shoe size.

Heaps of Finfags can be found in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
Finfag 1: "GO KRANE IT'S LSAT NCIE"
Finfag 2: "YES PLS I NED SUPSKIPPERS FOR MY YOUTOUB CHENEL!!1"
Finfag by Bomfunk November 21, 2012
A narrow minded finnish person, aged usually 12-16, or whose IQ is below his shoe size. Finfags can usually be spotted by original insults such as 'your mom' or 'you suck', or if the person irritating a finfag is Swedish, '6-1' or 'Sweden be gay' -insults are a common sight. Shall the agitator be from Russia, Finfags will usually make a reference to two wars² fought 70 years ago, or again, to one hockey game'.

Finfags are known to appear only in the internet, mostly in youtube or CoD:MW2, but a variation of a finfag is very common in the real world, mainly in smaller Finnish cities;
These people are usually unable to operate a computer, yet use the internet, and mainly are employed by farming or truck driving, or some other low class job. Finfags shouldn't be confused entirely with rednecks, al thought they share some similar views.
(a herd of finfags has spotted swedish players in MW2)
Example 1:
Finfag: SWEDEN BE GAY
Finfag2: 6-1!!
Finfag3: 6-1!!!!!
Finfag4: 6-1!!!

Example 2:
(a finfag gets beaten by a Russian player in MW2)
Finfag: RUSSIA SUKS!! 3-0 MIKAEL GRANLUND AIRWAVE GOAL!!
Russian player: åäåä öäüü¨ä?

Example 3:
(a finfag gets into an argument with an english person, and since the UK doesn't compete in hockey, finfag is out of arguments)
Britfag: Good game. Looks like you guys lost.
Finfag: YOUR MOM LOST

Example 4:
(a Finfag is in a common argument with a Swede who gives enough shit to say something back about hockey)
Swedish person: Well, we've got 2 olympic golds, and last time I checked, the olympics is the only competition that matters.
Finfag: SHUT UP GAY 6-1
Finfag by Thomaxius@classicsnd August 21, 2013
Related Words

finnagonnajit 

(n) (v) (adj) You cannot define this word it is simply finnagonnajit
Hey, you finnagonnajit?
finnagonnajit by HellfireElmo September 14, 2017
about to go
after i do dis, I'm finnago to da sto fa some bread.
finnago by cuntry boy June 22, 2004

finnagonna 

Finnagonna

Stresses the action that is about to take place. Usually placed after "Imma"
Imma finnagonna keeeeel you
finnagonna by Mo and Jam January 15, 2008

Finnagle 

to finnagle or finesse a situation get the most out of a situation or person
yo bro we finnagled that, word that nigga gave us all his money when we only asked for $5
Finnagle by @TrillChef April 10, 2012
A alpha mail who runs year 12
FinFag>Charlie
FinFag by Kineton Mafia November 20, 2018