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FinkedIn 

(n) like a finsta but for LinkedIn. A place to post how you really feel about your job and working
"Oh no, I accidentally connected with my boss on my FinkedIn!"

finkledinging

Finkledinging: An Action or Activity

Finkledinging is the act of defecating on your

hand and then using your feces to smear symbols, letters, words, or pictures onto a mailbox. However, finkledinging can also be described as simply throwing feces/poop at a mailbox without creating a coherent design.
Ex 1: "Me and Joshua got absolutely sh*t faced last night and went on a finkledinging spree"

Ex 2: "Wanna go do some finkledinging with me and Dale Gribbler?"

Ex: 3 "Me and Ethan have plans to hit the bar and then go do some late night finkledinging"

Finkeldink

to combine the action of dinking along with infamous conduct of a fink
"Dude you totally finkeldink'ed that"
"i came prematurely last night, what a finkeldink"
Finkeldink by kobybryant June 11, 2011

finkledik 

is a term used to describe a person or the act of foregoing sex to continue another task, typically less interesting or nerdy
The wife wanted me to come to bed, but I was half way through Fifa 09 so i pulled a finkledik on her
finkledik by cb nbridge April 2, 2010

finkeldwarving 

A man with with a vagina that has 3 testacles and is ver sweaty hairy and salty
matt - " woah that girl didnt tell me she had a finkeldwarving last night."

nick - "atlest you used a condom"

mike- "ew thats grosssssss bro"

Finkeldorf 

A person who has a radiant personality and skillfully uses sarcasm.
Justin was outwitted by the finkeldorf.