1. A love child between Bryan Cowan and Bob Dylan.
2. A vending machine of immense information most of which is inaccurate
3. A festering lump brought on by the incorrect application of post-circumcision penile cream.
4. When a silver back gorilla picks up a bass guitar
Man 2: Oh! somebody must have told you a Finan!"
While at the circus, a group of Finan usually make balloon animals and scare small children.
Whats that terrible noise? sounds like iv been rodgered by a Finan