finalysis 

noun- A contraction of the term 'final analysis'.

In finalysis, when you look at all the asshole's in existence, one is hard pressed to accept Darwin's theory. Survival of the fittest, my ass.

finalysis by badugah February 14, 2009

fanalysis 

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'

So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon

fanalysis by Anonymous submissions October 4, 2016

Finalitis 

The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.

"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."

Finalitis by Garexus June 6, 2007

Sleep Fagalysis 

A gay man/woman that wishes they could get with a straight man/woman so much, that they begin to see images of that person in their rooms at night, hoping for sexual advancements. Typically occurs before falling asleep or after waking up.

I wish I could get with bob so much that I had another episode of sleep fagalysis last night.

Sleep Fagalysis by Twightman May 9, 2014

Finlayism 

The cut and shut of two uber-management speak terms, used in completely the wrong context, to confuse a colleague or subordinate member of staff. Ultimate aim is to deflect the ability to actually answer the question correctly or to attempt to embarrass somebody else.

A Finlayism "Flexibility is the key to success"
"Lets incentivise the team by bringing the group together for a thought shower and see if we cant run it up the flag pole"

Finlayism by bbdp November 27, 2012

Finalitis 

A disease that eats away your brain at the end of finals week and will not allow you to study for your last day of finals. A disease similar to senioritis, but more advanced

You studying for your last final tonight?
>F*ck no I got finalitis...I'm just gonna wing it tomorrow

Finalitis by Duke_0302 May 6, 2010

Finalsese 

A word that, when used, automatically wins any and every argument without competition. This word cannot be overruled by another word or a finalsese on top of it, for finalsese are final.

Jeff: "No way dude. You will never win this argument. I have the better claim, evidence and reasoning, along with a well-crafted conclusion ."
Jon: "That would be true, but I must end this argument. I am right and I call finalsese."
Jeff: Screams while he slowly melts into a puddle of heavily acidic bodily fluids before the said fluids combust with the oxygen at such a fast level that a nuclear explosion is set off, killing Jon as he mutters his glorious last words"
Jon: "You can't beat a finalsese, Jeff. I win."

Finalsese by davege May 28, 2019