| 1. | Final Fantasy XII | ||
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RPG released by Square Enix on 2006 (2007 in Europe). Its main innovation is the battle system, which is most of times smooth. Enemies are actually in the map, there are no random battles. Players can also set up Gambits to automate characters' actions, thus saving a lot of manual work. To some people it feels like an offline MMORPG in some aspects, and the Gambit system might feel cheap for some. Just turn it off then, damn it.
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The story of the game focuses on the war between the empires of Rozarria and Archadia. In the middle of these two empires stands the kingdom of Dalmasca, which features some city called Rabanastre in the middle of some desert. Another kingdom between these two empires is Nabradia, which is destroyed by Archadia at the start of the game under mysterious circumstances. Princess Ashe of Dalmasca is married to Lord Rasler of Nabradia, who gets killed in the war soon after the game starts, making Ashe a widow, and then orphan as the king of Rabanastre also dies when trying to sign a treaty, murdered by who was supposed to be a loyal soldier of their kingdom, Basch. Princess Ashe fakes her death and then forms the insurgence (a word who Ashe hates and gets pissed off everytime she hears it; she is always correcting people, it's "the Resistance", damnit) against Archadia along with one of her captains, Vossler. Rabanastre falls in Archadia's hands while Ashe waits for the appropriate moment to take action, which means that she pretty much is getting... |
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| 2. | blonde gamer moment | ||
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1. a blonde moment, applied to a video game context
2. aa error committed through ditziness or foolishness while playing a video game 3. any kind of error made in gameplay by a player who knows the game well enough to have known better Example 1:
Rob: "Dude, you forgot to get the Master Materia!" Steve: "Yeah, man, I know. I had a blonde gamer moment and discarded Bahamut." Example 2: "Aeslynn knows the Final Fantasy series very well. She almost never has a blonde gamer moment." Example 3: "Aaron accidentally used Cure 3 against Bizarro Sephiroth. What a blonde gamer moment that was!" |
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| 3. | Final Destination Moment | ||
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When you have a random premonition about your death and it causes you to make a drastic change in your actions. Howie: "Whoa, check out that trailer hitched to that little Toyota pickup..it swerving everywhere!"
Jenn: "Can we speed up and get around it??" Howie: "Why?" Jenn: "I'm having a Final Destination Moment." |
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| 4. | Final Fantasy | ||
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A game where you can waste countless hours playing, but yet the story and gameplay keep you hooked. People love to make fun of people who play these games, for no other reason than they think having emotions is wierd. 1, Yes, the stories have emotion and make the hardiest of us all cry at times. 2, Yes, there are those out there who take it more seriously than Christians took the Crusades, and happen to give the rest of us a bad name. (Just search "Tifa" without the google image safe search on, seriously.) 3, The Urban dictionary things acting like it's a disease, yes, you will be smelly and probably play 40 hours straight. Welcome to a game that takes more thought process than Halo. Also, a game that your friend who acts like a macho man all the time will come over at the end and ruin it all for you. Friend: What is this..?
Me: Final Fantasy. Friend: Haha! That chick is totally almost nude! Me: That's Rikku, now shut up, I'm trying to save the world. Friend: Hahahah! She's still nude! Me: -smack- Quiet, Yuna is finally seeing him again. Friend: Oh come on, she's totally moaning in delight! Me: ...Get out, you've ruined the moment I've played 30 hours to get to. Now, get out. |
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| 5. | Dethklok Moment | ||
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A foreshadowing moment when you see yourself die in the most gruesome way. This moment is basically a Final Destination concept but the fantasy of a gruesome death is based on the show called Metalocoalypse. As Doug looked over a bridge that was 100 feet above ground, he had a dethklok moment of himself somehow falling off the bridge and was soon ripped to shreds on top of a helicopter.
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| 6. | The final sprint | ||
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In the midst of a cross country race, your extremely tired and here comes the last 400m or so. You dont want to lose to the guy behind you and hopefully want to pass the person in front. You put on this final sprint and use every last bit of energy you have. This is definately the hardest moment in ALL of sports. It takes mental, physical and spiritual strength to give it your all in these last 400m. It can be the difference maker. I was coming around the last straightaway of the race, holding onto first place, but the guy behind me put on the final sprint and beat me
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| 7. | ashton love moment | ||
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when you tell a gril that you love her just to fuck her...in the final moments of the guy squirting jiz all over his partners face...the man them screamsloud as possible.youve just been punked bitch. i hate you your a whore.then donkey punches her in the face until she cries.
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