When you are holding your sausage hostage in the school toilet, and a Mou walks in on you
"I accidentally did a filthy Johannes yesterday" said one guy to another "shit, did Mou like it though?"
by Jennefar February 28, 2022
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When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.
Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"
by Kwog the Bligthar March 31, 2010
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When you lick encrusted sperm and blood from lovers penis cleaning it of old moss left over from a previous partner
I gave my guy a filthy moss last night
by Evil six April 1, 2023
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When a girl is riding you cowgirl, shits on your nuts while riding you, then turns around and licks the shit off your nurse
Hey bro, I heard Jenna gave you the old filthy snickers last night?”
by Poopijyourface1014 August 5, 2021
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Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, however you replace the moustache with a tiny hipster beard.
Met this gal at the club last night. A little mellow jazz and some PBR and she was ready for the filthy bohemian.
by richard gurgler January 12, 2018
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