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1.
douche; Master of the douches (douchmaster); keeper of the douches
Big Joi was getting rough with little Sally. After sex Sally decided to filtared her vagina with Mountain Dew. This attempt did not work and now Joi is this babies mamas daddy.

Little Sally had some self esteem issues so she sat on her filtar all day.
by Barney P March 02, 2007