Failosophy 

An idea from a person that fails.
Everyone hates the idea, and it should be rejected immediately.

Billy: Noobs are the coolest people ever.
Bob: What the hell, no. Dude, that's seriously a failosophy...

Failosophy by Simply Stefani; December 27, 2008

Failosophy 

An idea or suggestion that is obviously destined to not work or have bad outcome.
(usually not obvious to person who thinks of it)

You: "....I'm so bored... what should we do?"

Your dumbass friend: "Let's play soccer with a bowling ball!"

You:" That is probably the most idiotic failosophy I have ever been mentally injured with."

Failosophy by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009

Flossophy 

An obscure religion in which its followers promise to floss thrice a day, or otherwise incur the wrath of the Floss God, who will 'smite them down with rotten teeth all year round.'

I promise to floss thrice a day, for I am a follower of Flossophy.

Flossophy by The Phlosophist October 18, 2015

fillosophy 

Your feelings and values regarding how much product you add to a container.

Some packaged-goods companies who are real penny-pinchers will give you just barely da weight/volume dat they state on the carton, while other firms have a slightly more liberal fillosophy.

fillosophy by QuacksO April 14, 2022