filemidget 

A little midget that runs around collecting files for later download. Something like filedonkey, but a little shorter.

I just had the filemidget find my favorite MP3.

filemidget by LiquidKaos August 11, 2004

femidget 

A female midget. Officially considered to be a female dwarf. Usually any human being with a vagina that is under 4 feet tall but over 12 years old.

John: Peep that femidget over there. The bitch be trying to reach the doorknob all mofuggin afternoon.
Steve: Cool. She's such a shetard.

femidget by Zach W2 February 13, 2008