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ross federman

the grey-tied drummer of tally hall, a band!

he's cool and talented and very active on instagram
and he's more attractive than joe hawley, btw
"the best member of tally hall is obviously ross federman."

double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot eagle scouts haven't even heard of
"I tie knots eagle scouts haven't even heard of. Like the double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove."

Folderlanche 

A form of natural disaster restricted to the progressively more scarce environments in which words are put onto actual paper, and papers are put into actual physical folders. A folderlanche occurs when many such folders are simultaneously dislodged from the shelf or table where they had been precariously stacked, and begin a catastrophic slide that overwhelms all in their path.

Note: A folderlanche should not be confused with the similar but significantly more deadly 'binderlanche'.
Simon was chimping with a Russian Sailor when a freshly-flung turd struck a titanic stack of folders containing all of the former's Barry Manilow porn. The ensuing folderlanche left Big Ivan disfigured, and Simon ginger.

Drowning Fisherman 

Guy goes down on fishy pussy when she hooks her legs around his head and pulls him in to the point of suffocation.
He deserved a drowning fisherman, you could smell it across the room.

fisherman's pocket 

A very very over powering ragworm smelling oversized pussy
Gee's I'm 20 meters away and I can smell her Fisherman's pocket
fisherman's pocket by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Fisherman's Knot

The promptly tied, mess avoiding, knot made at the open end of a sperm filled condom. The knot is tied quickly upon withdrawal and unsheathing the penis to avoid any leakage of errant cum.
After nutting up full the reservoir end of his lamb skin sheath, Dan quickly pulled out and secured his load with a Fisherman's Knot.
Fisherman's Knot by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2016