baby kitty comes out with a smirk "hey santa... i have a lil sumthin sumthin for you"
santa replied "so do i"
baby kitty cringes up her nose and snaped " you gave me a fikin water gun! I asked for a flame thrower or a machine gun but no a FIKIN WATER GUN!"
by this time the asian santa clause was like ah Sh*t!
and baby kitty screams " I SHOW YOU A FIKIN WATAH GUN!"