fajitis 

(n.)

1) jitis furmunda your junga
2) schwazali, bologna, lap rocket
3) general slang word for anything you can't describe

(May be shortened further to 'jitis.)

1) Did you see all that sticky 'jitis on the floor?
Dude, you got your 'jitis all over the place in here, sicko!

2) So what were you up to in the bathroom, jacking the 'jitis?
You have the smallest fajitis I've ever seen.

3) What the fajitis is this blue fajitis all over my shirt?
What are you fajitises doing over there with that gooey 'jitis?

fajitis by BMOC Bob Myers January 17, 2008

figitive 

moving around to much...cant keep still

why you so figitive...keep still

figitive by trucker b August 20, 2018

Fujitilating

To mess around; not being serious; to fiddle with; screw around

Jeff was fujitilating with his cell phone in Evan's room.

Fujitilating by Jeff Wilson August 29, 2006

Fijiiwater 

The one an only fijiiwater,
an amazing Instagram user who we all should follow and love

Person 1: who's insta story is that??
Person 2: that's Fijiiwater, you should follow her!!😍😍🦈🦈

Fijiiwater by I<3_ur_mom August 9, 2022

Finiti 

A cool, beautiful, nice, and adoring person. Sometimes may like to get what she wants, also may like to many people at the same time.

Your so Finiti with that smile
Your as beautiful as Finiti

Finiti by Stefaniee MeChikea November 27, 2010

filitibat 

A filitibat is when you find a hidden bat underneath a roof tile and take it out and lick its bilibatty bits

I can't vbelieve I filitibated her pussy

filitibat by Filitibat try boy January 31, 2020

fujitive 

An on-the-lam person hiding out in the mountains of Japan.

Why would the pre-WW2 von Trapp family wanna flee to JAPAN, of all places? Seems like they'd be safer in neutral Switzerland than as fujitives!

fujitive by QuacksO January 25, 2022