If someone has the figurative dick in their mouth, it means the more that they talk the less enjoyable your life is; just as the more someone giving a blowjob talks, the less enjoyable it is.
That Max kid is so annoying, he has the figurative dick in his mouth all day.
by tripleski6 April 25, 2010
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A flash cartoon on YouTube created by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller. The distributor is Mondo Media, the creator of Happy Tree Friends. The series is about two stick figures named Red and Blue.
Did you see the new Dick Figures episode? It was hilarious!
by LizzieBabes419 March 19, 2011
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An Epic Internet Flash Cartoon Masterpiece!

About 2 Stick Figures. The Blue one is the straight man and the Red one is the oddball who likes to fart, drink, and party all the time. The first episode was hilarious. And that's what made 6 Year Old me check this show out.

The episodes are hilariously random, which makes it perfect for a web cartoon. One episode even had a reference to Rage Comics.
Person 1: Do you remember Dick Figures?

Person 2: Oh hell yeah! That shit was the peak of internet cartoons.
by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021
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