Top Definition
If someone has the figurative dick in their mouth, it means the more that they talk the less enjoyable your life is; just as the more someone giving a blowjob talks, the less enjoyable it is.
That Max kid is so annoying, he has the figurative dick in his mouth all day.
by tripleski6 April 24, 2010
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