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Four Fifths Commish 

What Derek Huff will charge as commission to sell a house of a friend because in his words, "that's what gets my dick hard"
Kush: Hey I need to sell my house robey
Robey: Well for you I will only charge four fifths commish because I am currently only at half mast
Four Fifths Commish by J Dog12 March 27, 2009

Monkey Shit Fights 

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.
I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!
Monkey Shit Fights by JSP123 January 22, 2009

friday night sissy fights

The hottest new sports event on HBO that features boxing with all gay fighters.
I just got tickets to Friday Night Sissy Fights! Ryan Seacrest versus Lance Bass!

Dinner Fights

Sunday night family dinners that certain family members still insist on serving although they complain about making them, then don't offer the meal to whoever they are pissed off at that evening, then the spend the meal asking people what they are doing after the meal...also you have to watch CSPAN during them.
"Dinner fights won't be ready till 8 pm! Bring your anger and resentment!"
Dinner Fights by sideeye January 13, 2009

filthstep 

An offshoot of dubstep music, in which the focus is on being as loud, heavy, distorted and bassy as possible.
Notable filthstep artists include DatsiK and Flux Pavilion.
filthstep by cheeky_cunt March 22, 2011

festival of fights

name for any holiday celebrated by a dysfunctional family
Paul was not looking forward to leaving college to head back home to be with his family for the festival of fights