1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

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You do not talk about Fight Club therefore you will never have to.
You do not talk about Fight Club.
by Adexen December 8, 2016
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FIGHT CLUB! thats all I have to say. Your not suppouse to talk about it but still. HEre we go. THIS MOVIE was created by a genius. The cinematic feature is none other but art. The way the screen play comes into action, the fight scenes are a work of GOD and the Story plot is something from heaven. This movie is worth
seeing over a hundred times until your sick from watching it.....AND THEN REWINDE IT and watch it a hundred times more. I am Jacks colon. FIGHT CLUB a work of God.
"We're the middle children of history.... no purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives."-Tyler Durden

"I felt like destroying something beautiful." -Jack

We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." - Tyler Durden
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Institute for individuals who do not realize that they frequently punch their own selves.
A: What is that fella doing, circling punches onto himself and dodging them?

B: He's entered Fight Club.
by icelava December 3, 2008
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A club guys join so they can get together and fight each other.
by Deep blue 2012 September 17, 2009
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A club that guys join to get together regulaly to fight each other.
by Deep blue 2012 September 19, 2009
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The best damn movie in the universe. And the book too. Whoever thought this book/movie is a genius and I love him.
The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club. the second rule of fight club is you DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. Two men to a fight. One fight at a time. No shirt, no shoes. Fights go on as long as they have to. If someone yells stop, goes limp, or passes out, you have to stop.

If this is your first night at fight club you have to fight.
by huntergreen November 20, 2004
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An incredibly overrated book/film which, unfortunately, many people mistake as a work of art with great depth, intelligent satire, and important social/political messages. In actuality, it is an incredibly shallow, juvenile attempt at satire. Sort of like Voltaire for kiddies, minus the wit, subtlety, and depth beneath the surface.

Ironically enough, its leagues of (teenaged) fans often make the mistake of thinking that quoting Tyler Durden makes them special -- when one of the wannabe-nihilistic messages of the film is that "nobody is special".
Drooling Idiot: Dude, I just watched this movie called Fight Club, and it was totally awesome! Tyler Durden is so badass, and I love quoting him because it makes me feel special and original when people don't know what I'm talking about. Also, when people respond to it positively, often with another stupid Tyler Durden quote, I feel as though I can finally make a friend. Of course, Fight Club is horribly shallow, juvenile, and devoid of any real political or social meaning, but I'll try to justify liking it by talking about its so-called "anti-consumerist" message.

Educated Person: I love how you say Fight Club is anti-consumerist, when it's a very popular book with millions of copies printed, and was later adapted into a movie with a budget of over sixty million dollars and starring famous actors like Brad Pitt and Edward Norton.

Drooling Idiot: Yeah? Well, uh, you just don't get it! You're too dumb to understand the genius of Fight Club!
by BushEqualsCunt August 8, 2006
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