fifty percent chance I fuck your wife 

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

fifty pacer 

a person that looks really skinny and hot from about 50 feet away, but not 5 feet away

that was the guy i thought wasfine as hell?!?!?

fifty pacer by elizabeth April 9, 2004

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag 

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes

Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009

fifty pacer 

good from afar, but far from good. usually describing a women that looks rele hott from a distance, but as you get closer u realize that shes busted/ugly/nasty.

Friend 1: you see that grl over ther? she looks mad hott.
Friend 2: nah man, shes good from afar, but far from good.
Friend 1: yea true, shes a fifty pacer.

fifty pacer by Deppo June 19, 2004

fifty pack 

A 100 dollars worth of crack. you buy it for 50 dollars wholesale. Flip(sell) it in 5 20's and make 100 back. This is what it is called in texas.

Hey, i'm on short, ima go get a fifty pack and post up. in a hour or so, ima get 2 more when i sell these 5 rocks.

fifty pack by Stayflo24 September 25, 2021

fifty pacer 

A person who looks hot from 50 paces, but not from two.

"Sarah's really hot!"

"How close have you gotten? She's a total 50 pacer."

fifty pacer by thlayli January 13, 2003

Fifty-Yard Phone Call 

When a friend is around the opposite sex and their significant other calls them. And then they walk away about 50 yards and talks very quietly on the cell phone to avoid being in "trouble".

This term also includes :

Going outside to talk on the phone, to the restroom etc..

Brandon - "Yo where's Squanto? Linda is asking for him."
Jim - "He is making a fifty-yard phone call."
Brandon - "That sucks, is he in trouble?"

Fifty-Yard Phone Call by Night Marauder August 21, 2007