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Building on the term idjit (a person who is so consistently stupid he brings doom upon himself in almost every environment) Fidjit intensifies "idjit" by adding “F”. It indicates this person, through extreme stupidity, “Fs” over any persons associated with him.
As in “My fidjit brother-in-law set fire to our tent on the first day of our camping trip” ... or whatever happened in any Hangover movie.
Fidjit by Tidytalker May 14, 2021
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A mixture of whiskey and rock candy stored in a mason jar and used for medicinal purposes, especially in Appalachian states.
My Great-grandpa takes one tablespoon of fiddity every morning even though he is a teetotaler.
fiddity by REVROCK April 23, 2011
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fidgital 

excessive to compulsive fidgeting with one's digital devices.
Jane just can't put down her iPhone, she's always messing with it. She's so fidgital.
fidgital by brainchild57 August 7, 2011

fidjiddle 

Fidjiddle - fid-jeh-dull

1. verb (to fidjiddle) - to engage in coitus or coitus related activities (i.e. oral sex, petting, making out). e.g.: we fidjiddled all night long. e.g. 2: fidjiddle me baby, please.

2. noun - sexual intercourse, or sexual activity (i.e. oral sex, petting, making out) . e.g.: may I have some fidjiddles later?

Origin of the word: English, particularly George St. Newfoundland.

3 young ladies were enjoying a night out at the local strip club. A man climbed unto the stage. A stripper proceeded to unzip the man's pants and play with his genitalia. The 3 young ladies returned to their home where they explained the sequence of events to their 4th roommate. One of the young ladies used the word fidjiddle to describe the activity between the stripper and the stage man.

A beautiful word was born.
1. I would sure love to fidjiddle that boy/girl with my fidjiddle parts.

2. Oh, I am really in the mood for some fidjiddles. Better shave my legs and call my fidjiddle pal.

3. Person 1:"I noticed you did not come home alone last night? Was there any fidjiddling?"

Person 2: "Yes"

Person 1: "Mild, moderate, or major?"

4. I fidjiddled you softly last night as you slept.

5. I heard you engage in some major fidjiddle last night.

6. I used to fidjiddle that individual but the parameters of our social relationship no longer allows such intimacy.

7. Would you like to fidjiddle?
fidjiddle by fidjiddlers4 December 4, 2011

doing a fucking fidgits 

The need to keep reaffirming you're in a relationship with strnagers on the internet rather than simply having a relationship.
Hi, anyone know the weather for the weekend?

Oh sure - I looked earlier as Mrs me and I wanted to know too. Did I mention we're an item????

You're doing a fucking fidgits, you shit!!

fidgitdick 

One who plays with his self . A Coked up dick-wad . A pee pant pisser.
Steve is a fucking fidgitdick he can't stop masturbating and pissing all over himself.
fidgitdick by eightballplayboy January 19, 2010

fidgit spinner 

spinny thingy that literally is tempting to use when stressed lolol
Ye boi u got dat fidgit spinner on u?

hell yeah brutha! hand me one we so cools af
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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