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peter: i hate people.

dan: literally ffab (fuck fake ass bitches)
ffab by whoknowsdawg January 9, 2023
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fucking fake ass bitch
you know that guy who pretended to like you so that he could get your nudes?
you mean Zak?
yeah, he's a FFAB.
FFAB by love you, xoxo;) June 16, 2021
FFABARM:- Is the female version of FABARM - Female Fundamental And Born Again Atheist Republican Mongrels. Although FABARM and his secret clan of thirteen very special FABARMS, are seen by some to be the leading crew, the FFABARM'S are every bit as important and successful as the original male FABARMS.
Listen, James, we don't know whether this group of spies are M or F! I'm gonna send in at least one FFABARM - T H R E E if I can get em, a brace of FABARMS can roll in just after, from the other side of town.
FFABARM by FABARM December 17, 2018

ffabio450 

you should follow ffabio450 on instagram ;)

hes a very cool guy
follow ffabio450 on instagram
ffabio450 by FabiOnUrban December 17, 2019
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026