| 1. | the Q | ||
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Refers to Nesquik that is, has been, or will be snorted. The act of snorting "the Q" is usually committed by children.
As defined by Dane Cook When I was young, we used to snort Nesquik all the time, or "the Q" as we liked to call it.
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| 2. | P's and Q's | ||
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(Term of phrase used by some and understood by few...)
P's = Priorities Q's = Qualities "Mind your P's and Q's."
In lamens terms: Always remember that you have "priorities" in life, and the "qualities" of your character will help you achieve them... |
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| 3. | q t | ||
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Somewhat secretive in nature. A deal or situation that few, if any, should know about. Otherwise, quiet. Yeah, we'll keep it on the q t.
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| 4. | Cowper's Fluid | ||
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see pre-cum,precum
Named for William Cowper, the man on whom it was discovered that a few drops of liquid form at the tip of his dick when it is aroused, and twas thought it might be a little something to leave the kids in the form of a legacy. One day in London, circa 1890, James Worthington, Thomas Haley, and William Cowper were just hanging out at the lab with their Starbucks Mochachinos, calculating the orbits of moons, looking through microscopes, and whatnot, when Haley jumped up and exclaimed, "Cowper, don't move! Stay exactly the way you are!"
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Worthington had his eye on the microscope looking at some platelets, when he turned toward Cowper, who was stroking himself absentmindedly. This was nothing unusual in the course of things, but Haley rummaged through the flasks and vials, and found a long q-tip and a test tube, and stepped gingerly toward Cowper's member. "What on earth are you doing, Haley?!" Worthington implored. "Sshush, James! You'll scare it away." Haley reached in, as if offering a perch to a hummingbird and gently dabbed the end of Cowper's manhood, giving the stick gentle half turns with each dip. "Alas, I have it." Cowper was sitting as if in a stupor, and relaxed the hold on his dick. He was experimenting with a technique his colleague Jefferson Kegel had shown him, and so was a bit otherwise absorbed. They placed the q-tip under the slide and each took a taste. "Hmmm, it's not quite jism, is it Worthy?" "No, something different. Cowper's fluid is somehow unique." "And so it is," Haley announced. "Henceforth this stuff from the end of Bill's nub will be called "Cowper's fluid." There was much rejoicing and merriment, and the ladies brought in trays of whiskey and a violin... |
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| 5. | Munt | ||
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1) a period of time ranging from a few days to a few months.
2) timeframe to decscribe a length of employment at a new job. 3) Long Lapse of time. Q. How long you been working at the shop? A. Like a munt and some change. Q. Yo, when's the last time you talked to shortee? A. Pssh, it's been like a munt. |
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| 6. | q it up | ||
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to hit up the liquo sto', buy some 40z, some grape flavored swisher sweets, hit up Mi Pueblo in East Oakland, park the ride and chill for a few minutes making good use of the car's ash tray, finally go inside to check out the tenderonies, fill the cart up with carne asada, freshly made tortillas, some $25 buchanas with some pineapple juice, a few 12 packs of Pacifico, get some pan dulce for the ride home, hit up the bros and the breezes, start up the grill and enjoy the sunny afternoon. Hey bro you trying to go to class today? Na, lets q it up!
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| 7. | Bad Idea Bears | ||
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characters from the play Avenue Q : the Bad Idea Bears are the ones that suggest that you have drinking contests the day before that important interview.... Bad Idea Bears are really just our inner (bad) kid, goading us on into STUPID ideas! "Last night? I don't remember anything after a visit from the Bad Idea Bears.... I remember them saying a few lines of coke 'wouldn't hurt just this once'..."
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