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Fettes College

One of the top British boarding schools per The Sloane Rangers Handbook. Top private school in Scotland. Scottish aristos mix with Russian olis and eurotrash plus upwardly mobile local merchants day pupils.

Former student include James Bond, Tony Blair and Tilda Swindon. Boys blazers are legend.
Fettes College kids ski in Verbier, holiday in Greece, party at Garibaldis, festival at Belladrum & Reading, dance at the Reeleasy, shoot at November rec weekend and go onto Durham and St Andrews.
Fettes College by UrbaneUrban January 27, 2020
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Fettes College

A boarding school in South-Eastern Scotland. Both brilliant and shitty simultaneously.
Fettes College student 1: Jesus this fucking place sometimes
Fettes College student 2: It's okay, only 2 more years to go
Fettes College by arianemichaels August 12, 2018
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The act of ejaculation on another person's face.
Jane made me so angry, I just fetessed her.
fetess by angry pirate April 28, 2003

Fettes College

Fettes College is an independent boarding and day school in Edinburgh, Scotland.The most expensive school in scotland, often described as the 'The Eton of the North'.
Posh Guy 1'Ohh , Darling we forgot are Rugby Ball, Will you be a dear and go fetch it for me ?

Posh Girlfriend ' Yah Darling, where is it ?

Posh Guy ' Fettes College Boarding House Room 7'
Fettes College by lha March 18, 2009

Chloe Fettes 

Beautiful, Amazing, Gorgeous, Always Smiling, Pretty, Funny, Smart, Graceful, Helpful and Unselfish
She's Such a Chloe Fettes
Chloe Fettes by Sunshine26 September 24, 2011
this is when rabbit gets too horny and youre like "bungos" but then shes like "red youre so gay" then i get sooper sad and then im like :C

this is my story please share with others and give me feedback i might create more in the future "SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE LIKE IT WAS DA BIG PUSSY"
"wangus fetosh"
The best surname going.Oh your a Fettes? Your dad must be Scottish. If your a Fettes your lovely and popular. Everyone wants to be you and your family.
I would love my surname to be Fettes”
fettes by Ollymurslover19 October 30, 2019