Tonsil stones. The sickly sulfur-smelling, squishy, feta cheese-consistency blobs in the tonsils of a lot of people. These stones cause bad breath and other nasty problems. tonsils gross stones feta bad breath
Tim: "bro, I brush and floss religiously but my breath still stinks"

Bob: "have you checked for Devil's feta around your tonsils?" tonsils gross stones feta bad breath
by Dannytheman July 19, 2015
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(Only applicable to those sporting a turtleneck) A white rank substance found on your anteater.
I peeled er back for a piss, and my hand smelt like the inside of a ass, goddam foreskin feta.
by local___hero August 25, 2005
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Apparently feta is Swedish for fanny.
Therefore, Sloppy Feta needs no explanation.
by big gav teh tank October 3, 2008
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A really awkward kind of cheese, usually served with squash in a corner.

According to Onion, Feta is the most lazy of chee.
Feta and Provolone were walking down the street and Feta complimented on Provolone's thighs. Provolone was like "I smell like feet"
by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 18, 2005
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WHEN SOMEONES VAGINA SMELLS ssoo BAD, THE SMELLS LINGURES THROUGH THE BATHROOM STALES. sMELLS LIKE DEAD ROAD KILL SITTING IN THE

SUN FOR WEEKS. tHE FETA IS BECAUSE THERES A LOT OF MOISTURE SEEPING IN BETWEEN THE FLAPS, IT GETS ABSORBS IN THE PORES. GENERALLY

PEOPLE ON THE HEAVIER SIDE EXPERIENCE THIS DISGUSTING ODOUR OR DISORDER.
I Can't go in the bathroom, it smells like feta flaps!!!!!
by a lot of meat February 11, 2011
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When he was done, he gave me feta fries.
by capricorn52 September 3, 2017
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