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festihoes 

women who go to festivals. They’re either on some losers table whos feeding them cocaine or in a crowd of sweaty peasants because theyre a sweaty peasant. Endless instagram stories screaming and having "fun" to prove to the world theyre worthless.

- Andrew Tate
- good god! her instagram is full of screaming and yelling from the festival she went to

- oh yeah she one of them ‘festihoes’

Festicious 

1) ambiguous or vague
2) persistant
3) aggressive
4) whatever the context in which you ar espeaking calls for
"George, stop being so Festicious."
Festicious by George Dubois July 4, 2005

Festicious 

Adj. lame retort given toward a person of superior intellect.
Bob- I gotta go finish the paperwork
Jan- Don't cause I really wanted to...
Bob- What??? Really, you suck at paperwork...
Jan- I was being Festicious...
Bob- and other things....
Festicious by NFLYKTION June 9, 2011

Festichristmachanukkwanalia

The super-amalgamated holiday of the 21st century. It has the best attributes of all the holidays:

It lasts 8 days and nights like Chanukah, has gift giving like Xmas, feats of strength and airing of grievances like Festivus, feasts and orgies like Saturnalia, and it's fun to say Kwanza!
Happy Festichristmachanukkwanalia! Bottoms up!