women who go to festivals. They’re either on some losers table whos feeding them cocaine or in a crowd of sweaty peasants because theyre a sweaty peasant. Endless instagram stories screaming and having "fun" to prove to the world theyre worthless.
Bob- I gotta go finish the paperwork Jan- Don't cause I really wanted to...
Bob- What??? Really, you suck at paperwork...
Jan- I was being Festicious...
Bob- and other things....
It lasts 8 days and nights like Chanukah, has gift giving like Xmas, feats of strength and airing of grievances like Festivus, feasts and orgies like Saturnalia, and it's fun to say Kwanza!