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fetus fertilizer 

1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.

2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.
Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"

Fertilized 

HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???
Fertilized by #Animals4life May 26, 2018

Fertilizing the Patch 

When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes
I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.
Fertilizing the Patch by minpion September 27, 2010

The Fertilizer 

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.
My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

Fried or Fertilized 

A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.
"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma
Fried or Fertilized by nessim99 February 23, 2011

Frilliant 

Short for Fucking Brilliant! Can be used in both a sarcastic, and positive manner.
In the case of expressing or emphasizing an act of absolute stupidity and ignorance, "that guy's head is in the clouds and he's walking in traffic! That's frilliant.
*or*
"Whoever invented memory foam was frilliant! I love my new mattress sooo much!"
Frilliant by Starsmars November 23, 2007