fertada
I talked to Sam about where the meeting was, don't listen to Sam, he's a Fertada, the guy is clueless.
fertada by Reginald Fairfield May 4, 2016
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Furtada
Both a noun an adjective, this is a unique time used in the series "The League" on FX, in lieu of the now politically unacceptable terms "retarded" or "retard."
1) "That guy in the back of the restaurant... Look at him, I think the boy's furtada."-Rodney Ruxin,"The League", Fox FXX which is different BTW from lying-ass Fox "News"
2) "Oh my God! I washed my hands in a Chinatown urinal, and now that furtada Chinese boy in the back of the restaurant is telling everyone! No, I'm forever unclean!" -Rodney Ruxin, ibid
3) "Yo, does that dude look- did he seem- you know...?" "What, furtada? Hell yeah, that poor kid got Down's or something. Almost can't even tell, though, good for him." -personal communication, 2013
2) "Oh my God! I washed my hands in a Chinatown urinal, and now that furtada Chinese boy in the back of the restaurant is telling everyone! No, I'm forever unclean!" -Rodney Ruxin, ibid
3) "Yo, does that dude look- did he seem- you know...?" "What, furtada? Hell yeah, that poor kid got Down's or something. Almost can't even tell, though, good for him." -personal communication, 2013
fortaday
fortaday for-tuh-day
noun
1. A personal power day; a day when someone feels especially strong, confident, and capable.
2. A recurring biweekly event or check-in; from “fortnight” + “day.”
3. A rare, unusually good day that stands out from the rest.
Origin: A coined blend of “fortnight” or “forté” (meaning strength) and “day.” First used informally in 2025.
noun
1. A personal power day; a day when someone feels especially strong, confident, and capable.
2. A recurring biweekly event or check-in; from “fortnight” + “day.”
3. A rare, unusually good day that stands out from the rest.
Origin: A coined blend of “fortnight” or “forté” (meaning strength) and “day.” First used informally in 2025.
Sentences written 1-3 by the definition above.
1. “She crushed her presentation like it was her fortaday.”
2. “Our team meets every other Tuesday for a fortaday review.”
3. “Everything went right today—it’s a total fortaday.”
1. “She crushed her presentation like it was her fortaday.”
2. “Our team meets every other Tuesday for a fortaday review.”
3. “Everything went right today—it’s a total fortaday.”
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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