2. Incomprehensible variant of Spanglish
3. Indigenous to Guatemalans
4. Often results in failure to return home, failure to communicate, loss of ability to operate a phone, vomiting, and increased craving for reggaeton, bachata, and more beer.
Person 2: "Nah, what did he do?"
Person 1: "He was fershando-ing all over the bar bro"